Because I care about your man parts...
As announced yesterday, I've started a Movember team and I'm recruiting awesome people to grow mustaches and raise awareness (and moolah) for men's cancers. I'd be happy to have you onboard... you'll look adorable in a mustache, I'm sure. Girls are also encouraged to join, they call them "mo sistas."
So come join my team; The Royal McKinnon Mustache Brigade!!!